Skinny Stureplan Skank: Kristina Thim

You know in Sweden, rich bitches, gold diggers, pimps, ballers and whores hang out in one place: Stureplan. Kristina looks like a Swedish tanorexic meatball without the meat and definitely without the balls.

Photo: Stureplan

Look at that skank’s arm. We’re so jealous much! Bitch got the wrong last name she should’ve been named Kristina THIN.

Joakim Jamback for So Last Season Spring/Summer 2008

Joakim Jamback is the star of So Last Season’s spring/summer 2008 Collection. The photos somehow made its way to V Magazine and Style.com and he’s making our she-coochies wet!

Photo: Joakim Almroth

He’s part of a sexy agency called Marion Vain in Stockholm where he also seems to be the thinnest candidate. OMG. We Love!

Kate Moss is back on the anorexic track.

A model who doesn’t eat! Oh no, I didn’t see that one coming.

Photo: The Skinny Website

Kate Moss apparently lost about 10 pounds in three weeks because Pete’s screwing Irina Lazareanu again.

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Run, Pete Doherty, Run!

Seriously, I couldn’t help but laugh when I read about the escape of Pete Doherty when Amy Winhouse OD’ed on drugs.

Photo: Boston.com

Oh, Pete Doherty! When is this going to stop? Are they sure it was the overdose and not Amy Wino’s hair that scared him away? Im afraid we won’t get that clarified. Heroin, anyone?

Snejana Onopka - NYC Fashion Week Spring 2008 Showcard

24 hours to go before New York Fashion Week kicks off. Will Russian top model Snejana Onopka make a comeback after skipping last season’s shows in New York? If looks could kill, here’s Snejana’s Spring 2008 showcard from DNA Model Management.

FLAWLESS!

Take note of her height. Five foot nine and a half? Bitch please, we all know thinspiration favorite Snejana is the shortest girl on the runway. Who cares, we still love her nevertheless!

Masha Tyelna called and she wants her eyes back.

Have you seen the current batch of wide-eyed wonders models? Here’s what’s coming to a fashion week nearest you.

Photo credit: COACD

BTW, Masha Tyelna called and she wants her eyes back.

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